A coworkers habits

[BadMan]

A guy at my office:
Eats pumpkin seeds loudly.
Farts and smells up the room.
Everytime he goes to get coffee - he say's "Who wants some Hot Black"

 

[Launchpad]

Sounds like a canidate for the "Annoying Award"

[StarCarlton]

There is a guy at our office that tripped over a water jug and broke the paper feeding tray on the fax machine. He threw a tantrum and everyone just stared at him. We had to use packing tape to rig the tray back on.

He also went to use the speed dial on the fax machine and the static electricity from his finger shorted out the menu button - so now we can't access any settings.

[Killer B]

Sounds like a couple of winners there. One of my pet peeves is B.O. I've got two where I work that I occasionall y have to stand a few feet back from. And I'm not talking regular like I've been sweating all day cause this place is sweltering B.O. I'm talking I haven't showered in a few weeks because I forgot kind of B.O. 

[StarCarlton]

Yeah - the BO thing in not good. 

I would just say something straight up - like "Rodger - did you shower today" "Water and soap go well together"
This might embarass them enough to do something about it.

I have told people at work they smell with no regrets.

[OB1]

My co-worker clears his throat constantly. HELLO ever hear of RICOLA?

[captaindandy]

I feel for you guys, I really do.
I work with this fat, lazy fuck who constantly coughs, not a proper cough just a little "clurf" noise, but it never stops. He also yawns a huge amount (I counted 26 yawns in one day and bearing in mind I had a 2 hour meeting that day, that he wasn't in, that's a lot of yawns). He does these massive sneezes too and doesn't cover his porky face as he blasts mucus and face-filth all round the office (in my direction really as he sits opposite me). Christ, he just yawned again. Oh, and excellent, it's almost lunch time so he'll open up his Tupperware box stuffed full of foul-smelling meat-filled rolls which his Mum's made him and fist them into his face any minute now. Then I imagine he'll go and make himself a cup of tea (without ever offering me one although I always offer him one) and then go out for a Homosexual. I smoke too but I don't stink like that gimp does when I return. He also thinks he's the balls at his job. Credit, where credit's due he does have some skill but he is such a twot that he actually repeats what I say when butting in and answering a question someone has just asked me and that I have already answered.
What a penis.